So you love Bollywood films huh? Do you just appreciate the stories and colour they bring to your life? Or is the magic of Indian cinema creeping into your reality? Woah! I’m not saying we need a Bollywood limit, (that’s unthinkable) but here are 12 signs that you might be a teeny bit addicted to Bollywood:
Watching Bollywood films replaces your favourite tv soap slot.. it’s only 2 hours extra.
- You feel disappointed after every first date because your chemistry doesn’t match up to Shah-Ruh Khan and Kajol’s jodi.
- It’s normal for you to sing along to the production openings of a Bollywood film.
- You scream and dance at your screen when you realise Netflix has updated the Bollywood section.
- You spend hours perfecting your kohl eyeliner to achieve Bollywood diva standard.
- You shed a tear before a party because you couldn’t get your eyeliner to Bollywood diva standard.
- Your paranoid that your future wedding day maybe interrupted with a surprise profession of undying love.
- Every mother-in-law causes problem. That’s the Bollywood circle of life. (see above image ^)
- You hear a stranger talk about Bollywood songs. Your head jumps up like a meerkat, *Note to self* new best friend found.
- When someone doesn’t agree your Bollywood heartthrob is hot, you know sh**’s about to go down.
- One day you will go to an epic holi celebration. It WILL happen.
- You’re prepared to dance or fight for your life every time you board a train, because you know, trains are the perfect setting for EPIC.
Happy Bollywooding everyone, remember you’re not the only one fighting to keep your Bollywood dream from taking over your life. Feel free to let us know if there’s some signs we’ve missed out, because we all know there’s definitely more than 12.
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